Bitch Please!!

Camping Video!

Fri, 29 May 2009 23:25:57 GMT

RE5

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:39:25 GMT

I qued the Resident Evil 5 demo from work so that when I got home all I'd have to do is turn the xbox on! The sad thing is I kept refreshing the page til it was finally available at 3:30 this morning!

If you missed it...

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:20:52 GMT

So if anyone is interested my band "Stand Alone" is playing at the Rialto Theatre Friday, tomorrow. If you wanna come out doors open at 6:30 and the show starts around 7. You can get tickets at www.rialtotheatre.com or you can buy tickets at the door, either way its $5! We're expecting around 1200 people so you may wanna get there little before 7.

Thanks to those of you that I already know will be joining me!

New video!

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:39:06 GMT

Done!

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 23:48:43 GMT

It took me 17 hours but I'm finally done with my drums. I really like the way they look and they sound great!

I shaved...

Thu, 01 May 2008 02:03:45 GMT

Tell me what you think....

A video my band recorded this evening...

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:32:02 GMT

Face in a box...

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:36:31 GMT

The man of many boxes!

20 Things You Didn't Know About Mating

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:38:17 GMT

Discover Magazine
April 2008
Dean Christopher

1. Life emerged on earth about 3.8 billion years ago, but sex did not evolve until more than 2 billion years later. Dirty limericks emerged only quite recently, geologically speaking.

2. Sex-what is it good for? Scientists are not sure, since asexual reproduction is a better evolutionary strategy in some important ways.

3. For those who refuse to commit to one strategy: The hermaphroditic earthworm dendrobaena rubida has both male and female genitalia. If it cannot find a partner, the worm doubles up so that its female bit and male bits can go to town.

4. Although famously monogamous, female Adelie penguins slip away from their mates occasionally to couple with unattached males. They exact a fee for such a dalliance-stones to bolster their nests-not unlike certain people.

5. Some talented penguin teasers can get a gift even without putting out. Again, not unlike certain people.

6. Barbary macaques have a distinctive way to get their mates to make a sperm donation: yelling. If the female does not shout, the male almost never climaxes.

7. How do we know this? German primatologist Dana Pfefferie watched a group of macaques, counting the females' yells and the males' pelvic thrusts. She says this work is "quite weird, but its science."

8. Here in the US of A, that kind of stuff ends up on YouTube.

9. Because Berry White sounds terrible underwater: Fish can produce a variety of noises with their bones, teeth, and gas bladders. Grant Gilmore of Estuarine Coastal and Ocean Science Inc. says that male fish probably use some of these sounds to woo females.

10. The spiny anteater, an egg-laying mammal native to Australia and New Guinea, has a penis with four heads, but only two fit in the female at once.

11. The tiny male paper nautilus, an octopus, impregnates the much larger by shooting his penis (a modified tentacle) into her-and leaving it there.

12. Homosexual behavior is found in at least 1,500 species of mammals, fish, reptile, bird, and even invertebrate.

13. My two dads: When a male goose courts another male goose, a female sometimes slips in and mates with both males. Later, the male partners share paternal duties.

14. Some seagulls practice lesbian mating, although the eggs that result from their liaisons are sterile.

15. Biologists at the University of California at San Fransisco have found that male fruit flies exposed to high levels of alcohol become hypersexual and try to court practically anything with wings, including other male fruit flies. Eventually the revelry turns into dysfunctional orgy, with "a chain of males chasing each other," says one insect expert.

16. As the flies get increasingly tanked, their chance for mating success keeps dropping. This is one more reason why the fruit fly is a great model for studying humans.

17. Only a few vertebrates besides humans copulate face to face. Among those that sometimes do this: hamsters, beavers, and some primates, such as bonobos and orangutans.

18. French kissing is rarer still. The only other species known to do it as a prelude to mating is the white-fronted parrot. After the birds open their beaks and touch tongues, the male spews his lunch onto the female's chest.

19. It is here that the mating habits of the white-fronted parrot and homo sapiens diverge. The exception: college frat boys.

20. Size really does matter: People tend to choose mates of similar race, education level-and chubbiness. A recent British study indicates that obese people usually select partners with comparable levels of body fat.

Quotes....

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:58:15 GMT

"Never regret something that once made you smile."-Amber Deckers

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."-George Bernard Shaw

"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it"-Mahatma Gandhi

"Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning."-John Henry Cardinal Newman

"Waste not fresh tears over old griefs."-Euripides

"Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty - a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture."-Bertrand Russell

ALCOHOL QUOTES:

"Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets."

"We live for the nights we'll never remember with the people we'll never forget."

"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk."

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

"Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink."

"A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her."

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:03:13 GMT

Hitler Cartoon

Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:49:04 GMT

http://www.guba.com/watch/2000904492

1942-Donald Duck Cartoon-Hitler

Uncloned05-Shima.mov

Mon, 02 Oct 2006 18:04:51 GMT



"Uncloned05-Shima.mov" on Google Video
"Uncloned" Razors brand skates team video Brian Shima section directed, filmed and edited by Beau Cottington

Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:52:31 GMT

On November 9, 1923, at 12:30 in the afternoon, in front of the Feldherrnhalle as well as in the courtyard of the former War Ministry, the following men fell, witgh loyal faith in the resurrection of their people:

Alfarth, Felix, July 5, 1901
Bauriedl, Andreaz, May 4, 1879
Casella, Theodor, August 8, 1900
Ehrlich, Wilhelm, August 19, 1894
Faust, Martin, January 27, 1901
Hechenberger, Anton, September 28, 1902
Korner, Oskar, January 4, 1875
Kuhn, Karl, July 26, 1897
Laforce, Karl, October 28, 1904
Neubauer, Kurt, March 27, 1899
Pape, Claus von, August 16, 1904
Pfordten, Theodor von der, May 14, 1873
Rickmers, Johann, May 7, 1881
Scheubner-Richter, Max Erwin von, JANUARY 9, 1884
Stransky, Lorenz, Ritter von, March 14, 1889
Wolf, Wilhelm, October 19, 1898

So-called national authorities denied these dead heros a common grave.
Therefore I dedicate to them, for common memory, the first volume of this work. As its blood witnesses, may they shine forever, a glowing example to the followers of our movement.

Adolf Hitler
October 16, 1924
Mein Kampf

Mon, 19 Jun 2006 07:39:02 GMT

When I first saw you..
I was afraid to meet you..
When I first met you..
I was afraid to kiss you..
When I first kissed you..
I was afraid to love you..
But now that I love you..
I'm afraid to lose you..

First post!

Wed, 14 Jan 2004 18:46:35 GMT

yay!